I can't take it anymore. I have reached my quota of engaged/married friends. I am crying uncle. Just hold off a few years. You can wait. Really!
Stop being so goddamn happy with each other and doing all those things people do. Stop wanting to spend your lives together. I mean, it's sweet and all, really, but there is just too much of it.
Just stop with the happy-making, people. Please.
Love, your freaked-out friend,
Emily
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Duly noted. Anything for you!
Hey, I'm just barely out of single-tude now. You needs be talking to yourself and no one else, as far as I'm concerned. You're the only close friend left that is even in the realm right now.
have no fear, josie dear. i think even if kevin got some bug up his ass to ask me or even discuss it, i am not, at this point, even close to being down.
and thanks, jess!
Dude, don't worry. I don't think I'll ever get married. BUT. IF I DO. I expect you to show up the night before to get me drunk and talk me out of it. K THX.
lady, you know it!
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