Wednesday, September 21, 2005

The Exorcism of Emily Rose: A list.

1. The movie debunked itself throughout the plot. Even if I wanted to buy the priest's story, the movie itself kept giving me reason after reason not to suspend disbelief. I expect the idea was for viewers to question the reality presented by the prosecution, but it fell flat.

2. The visuals weren't even that creepy. You've seen the trailer. I won't have nightmares. I guess you can't do much with a PG-13 rating.

3. Extraneous plotline about the agnostic becoming a believer? Shut up.

4. I won't even bother to rip apart the characters and dialogue, because really, it goes without saying that they are absurd. But I will say this: porn 'stache.

5. This is not a spoiler because it didn't happen, but the ending? Would have been so much better if the priest turned out to be Lucifer. Just sayin'.


paul said...

I'm sorry, but I've stayed away from Exorcist films ever since I saw Exorcist: The Beginning.

emily said...

i only saw this because the possessed girl was named emily. too funny!

Jana said...

your middle name isn't rose, is it?

emily said...

haha. no, it's nicole. and rose is the movie emily's last name, anyway.