I'm sure that one's never been done before.
Quickly: I want a button on the side of my head that I can push and fill my mind with the sounds of the Freewheelin' Yo La Tengo, because that shit was so awesomely relaxing and soothing and beautiful. I need that sometimes -- a lot of times, actually.
Blogger is a slug. I want to go see Jonathan Richman for my birthday (but before my actual birthday).