...have a dog named Hitler, apparently:
[kevin] the people above me have a dog
[kevin] it's name?
[emily_] oh. my. fucking. god.
[emily_] did you meet them?
[emily_] or you've just heard them yell "hitler" a lot?
[kevin] no, i didn't meet them
[kevin] i was sleeping and i woke up
[kevin] and this girl was saying 'hitler!' 'hitler'
More to come. I smell crazy neighbor stories a-brewin'.