I woke up totally thinking it was Friday.
It's Saturday. I am now up pretty fricking early for a Saturday.
Good thing the house is disgusting, so I'll have lots of time to clean! Oh boy!
Yes, and also, last night, someone drive-by egged my car while I was pulling up to a stoplight on Merrill. There is egg behind my back right tire. Naturally, I was pretty pissed off about it at first, but now it's mostly funny. However, stupid teenage boys of America, take note: this does not condone such behavior in the future. Please egg only people you know deserve it. Thank you.